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'It's me Mum - the science experiment at school went wrong!'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

The History of Anti-stick

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Molecular gastronomy.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

"I don't know if it was the peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich or the pickle milkshake I had for lunch!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

Hazards of field research.

'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.'

"I think the bulb's gone in my daffodil"

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

'Liam! This recipe book says it's delicious!'

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions