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Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Motor-blender.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

The Invention of the Non-stick Surface

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

Hamilton Beach

Three pieces of toast popping up from a two piece toaster

On and Off Mouse Trap

"This little baby has Wi-fi, GPS, and bluetooth."

The Internet of Things

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"