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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Crystal Ball Plug

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.