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'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Beware of the dog.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Husband washes the dishes

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

Robot Washing Up.

On and Off Mouse Trap

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"