Home Science T-Shirts

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Woman knitting a washing line.

Preparing for a new arrival

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Man's best friend

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

'New normal' family life

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."