Home Science Prints

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Preparing for a new arrival

Woman knitting a washing line.

Man's best friend

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'New normal' family life

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."