Home Safety Prints

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Fire Alarm

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."

'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

'It's a beautiful home with the exception of a little radon gas."

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Vacuum salesman has accidentally sucked up the baby during a demo - '...And now let me demonstrate the incredible suction power of the Supa-Vac...'

Life in America (couple with guns).

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Stair Lift.

"No more nude barbeques Miss Jolly."

'It's so reassuring to know that our sprinkler system is on the ball.'

Bob just saw the bills... he's in the panic room.

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

Power outages

"Tia Carmen, we're going to the park."

'Who are you?'

'Be careful running through the house. Mom installed speed bumps!'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Billy, stop that'

"I'm sorry, Dear, but my shopping was so rushed I forgot the batteries for the smoke alarms."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"Ultimately, I decided there was one way I could be sure about fire safety at home."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Maybe you should ease up on the burglar.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Little Did She Know

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"