Urban Anthropologist T-Shirts

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'I'd invite you in but my box is a mess.'

"Maybe we should start thinking outside the box..."

The New Elite. . .

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Look! No hands!"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Slavery Reparations

Ruddy bloggers!

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Zora Neale Hurston

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Evolution.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."