Urban Sociologist T-Shirts

Extreme poverty on the streets

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

Make Room

Community notice board.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Look! No hands!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

No Immediate Danger

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before the riots/after the riots

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Demonic Repossession.

Domestic Spying Drones

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Preserve these Wetlands.

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

Attention: Speed Troughs

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."