Urban Anthropologists T-Shirts

Hey!- That's my workstation!

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Look! No hands!"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

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Ruddy bloggers!

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Slavery Reparations

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'