Urban Sociologist Gifts

Extreme poverty on the streets

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

Community notice board.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Look! No hands!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

No Immediate Danger

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before the riots/after the riots

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Domestic Spying Drones

Demonic Repossession.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Attention: Speed Troughs

Preserve these Wetlands.

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."