Urban Sociology Gifts

Gangway and steamboats at London Bridge.

Victim Appeal: Could the person who was mugged here last night please report the crime to the police?

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

Wifi in Hell

"Look! No hands!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I have no thumbs."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Marathon.

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Touring Cyclist

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.