Urban Sociology Mugs

Gangway and steamboats at London Bridge.

Victim Appeal: Could the person who was mugged here last night please report the crime to the police?

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Look! No hands!"

e-shoes

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I have no thumbs."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

City Marathon.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"