Urban Scholar Pillows

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

"Look! No hands!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

No Immediate Danger

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Before the riots/after the riots

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Holiday cottage

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Domestic Spying Drones

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

Attention: Speed Troughs

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Le Corbusier

'It's the council's flood defence system.'