Unique Subject Scholar Mugs

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

K9 Literati

Truth

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Good Luck!

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Statue of Security

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Finally...school starts next week."

Lady Justice.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

The hour of justice

Antonin Scalia

Eugene Ionesco