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"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Medical Examinations.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Trust Your Doctor

Developing the boomerang.

Niche Marketing

God's Kitchen

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Neither Here nor There

Innovation department.