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'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

The breakup

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Tarzan mobile phone

'He's a square!'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

The Good Breathing Guide

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."