Science Savant T-Shirts

"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Mouse in a maze.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"I just invented fire and pollution."

Keep it simple

Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard his computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he'd discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in

"Yet he can't even get the Deli order right."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'He's a square!'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

Attacking COVID

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

TV-Man

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Where was I?

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Decision Making Block

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'