Science Savant T-Shirts

"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Mouse in a maze.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"I just invented fire and pollution."

Keep it simple

"Yet he can't even get the Deli order right."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

Attacking COVID

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

TV-Man

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Where was I?

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Decision Making Block

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'