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Mermaid abduction

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Alien Assumption

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."