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'I don't like him...his eyes are too close together.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Robotic Man

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The Missing Sock Returns

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Einsteiners.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

Head over Hooves

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."