Sci-fi Savant Pillows

Mermaid abduction

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You left this on our ship."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Alien Assumption