Sci-fi Style Savant Pillows

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

Apple Pie Abduction

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Alien Assumption

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.