Sci-fi Style Savant Mugs

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

Time Machine Collision

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'