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'I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!?' (mobile phone-shaped aliens).

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

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Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."