Support Specialist Gifts

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

Acme Beret Company? Let me speak to tech support.

"Here's your laptop. The problem it had was Irritable Vowel Syndrome."

"You have reached our customer care helpline, this is as good as it gets. You should hang up now."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Computer Expert

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

Hardware and software

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Man feeding his computer money.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Early Tech Support

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."