Could you tell them I'll call back as soon as I've dealt with this ravenous Buggblaster from the planet SNARG!
Client Support Specialist Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a client support specialist? Our collection features funny, practical, and heartfelt items specially designed for those who excel in helping others. Whether it’s a mug for their coffee break, a t-shirt showcasing their super skills, or a cozy pillow to relax with after a busy day, find something that matches their dedication and bright personality. Celebrate the unsung heroes of customer service with a gift that’s both functional and fun.
"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."
Online form - Submit.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
Computer Expert
Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence
'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'
'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'
"Did you remember my mints?"
'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'
Hardware and software
"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."
GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!
Man feeding his computer money.
Not much money, glory, or praise
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."
"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."
I've always been slower than computers...
"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."
"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."
'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'
"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"
Early Tech Support
"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."
"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."
'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'
"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."
"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."
Kevin had a computer virus.
"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."
"Error 404: Brain not found"
Communication
"Ah — excellent catsup."
"More croutons, sir?"
Client Support Specialist Gifts Collection
Client Support Specialist Mugs
Looking for more support specialist-inspired mugs? Explore our collection of witty and practical designs that brighten up their coffee break.
Client Support Specialist Pillows
Gift a supporter in style with our comfy pillows that salute their support superpowers. Great for home or office decor with a humorous touch.
Client Support Specialist Prints
Inspire their workspace with our motivational and humorous prints specially designed for support professionals—perfect for those who keep things running smoothly.
Client Support Specialist T-Shirts
Find the perfect support specialist tee! Our witty t-shirts celebrate their heroics with humor and style—ideal for casual wear or work-from-home days.