Specification Enthusiast Gifts

Hi-maintenance. Hellooo

"Just be yourself."

Welcome to the Team

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Theatre Crowd

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Model Building

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

X-RAY

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.