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"Just be yourself."

Welcome to the Team

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Theatre Crowd

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Model Building

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

X-RAY

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'