Specs Specialist Mugs

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Drool Marks

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

AI Safety Officer

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Information Tightrope.

The Design Artiste

Say cheese!

Bowling ball head.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

Waiting staff

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'