Parts Specialist Gifts

Drool Marks

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Rust test in progress.

Bowling ball head.

Natural gas

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"You're late."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

Waiting staff

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Toy repair.

'You need a new bobbin.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'No, I didn't choke it..... but I kicked it!'

"The replacement part is $28, but cost will be $3,200 after we dismantle half the engine to install it."

'I understand you cover the deductible?'