Warranty Specialist Gifts

'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

"This consumer durable isn't."

Billy Bong Boomerang

Drool Marks

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Bowling ball head.

Natural gas

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"Nap time."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"You're late."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Oh...that's not good."

Waiting staff

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Toy repair.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Whining SUV.

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'You need a new bobbin.'

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'