Watch Specialist Gifts

"You're late."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I don't like the look of this."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

Do you like my bling?

The hour of justice

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Keeping Time

Do' you have the time?'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

New Watchdog.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Visiting 'friends'.

The Land Before Time.

Spiv