Watchmaking Gifts

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Coo Coo Clock

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"You keep impeccable time."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I don't like the look of this."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Waking Up With Rooster.

The hour of justice

Do you like my bling?

The bailout.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Automation of Security

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"You're late."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

Keeping Time

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Do' you have the time?'

Spiv