Watchmaker Gifts

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

"So, Mr Van Winkle. What were you saying about our alarm clocks?"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Congratulations-after 25 years we've found you a job in a gold watch factory!'

'You're late.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Caution Watch Dog

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Bandits at... AW NO! Digital watch!'

WeightWatches - Overweight Watches at a weight-loss clinic seeking help.

"My windproof, waterproof, shockproof lifetime guaranteed watch just fell down the sewer grate!"

'It indicates the day, the month, the year, the temperature, barometer readings and weather forecast but doesn't tell me the time.'

Watch dog.

Wrist watch

'My smart watch has some old school features.'

Mr Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times.

Take all the time you want.

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

J. Parry Clockmaker

Surreal Time Keeping

Sundial Watch

Time Accident

'And this is one of our earliest examples....'

'How soon can you fix this watch? I'm lost without the time, date, temperature and phase of the moon.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

"I can't remember a thing he said. I was hypnotized by his watch."

"I'm looking for a clock."

"Could you change a battery, please?"

Spiv

"I think your clocks are a bit slow."