Watch Seller Gifts

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

'I'm hoping sales improve soon. Otherwise, I may have to lay off someone.'

Moving to New Coat!

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I don't like the look of this."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Do you like my bling?

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Hourglass Dumptruck

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

The hour of justice

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"You're late."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

The night they invented champagne.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Wine: New and Old.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Do' you have the time?'