Watch Seller T-Shirts

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

'I'm hoping sales improve soon. Otherwise, I may have to lay off someone.'

Moving to New Coat!

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I don't like the look of this."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

Do you like my bling?

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

The hour of justice

"You're late."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

The night they invented champagne.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Wine: New and Old.

Keeping Time

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Do' you have the time?'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Spiv