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Clock Repairs -"It was working fine 'til eight o'clock last night!"

'Yes...It's three twenty seven.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Do you like my bling?

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"You're late."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Do' you have the time?'

The Land Before Time.

New Watchdog.

Spiv

Keeping Time

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.