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Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Do you like my bling?

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Harv works the red shift.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Keeping Time

History Department

New Watchdog.