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"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sundial Time

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Time for vacation, time for work.

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The world's most unemployable family

"It's running five minutes fast."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Lazy plumber.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Bob’s Museum

Waking Up With Rooster.

The hour of justice

Do you like my bling?

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."