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"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Sundial Time

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The world's most unemployable family

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"It's running five minutes fast."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Lazy plumber.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Bob’s Museum

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."