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"Are you some sort of wind-up merchant??"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Computer operator welding machine.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Do you like my bling?

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"You're late."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Genius Bar

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Working in recovery of Hurricane

New Watchdog.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Do' you have the time?'

Keeping Time

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'