Watch Repairer Mugs

Clock Repairs -"It was working fine 'til eight o'clock last night!"

'Yes...It's three twenty seven.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Do you like my bling?

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Keeping Time

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Spiv

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Do' you have the time?'

New Watchdog.

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'It's called a digital watch.'

"...and if I press this button..."