Watches Gifts

'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'

'Sure, I'll buy a watch. You take plastic?'

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

'I hope you've reviewed your consumer practice to ensure fairness and honesty at all times...'

'What happened to your new shockproof, waterproof, dustproof watch?'

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'

"Now that I've got help, I can stay open longer."

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

'You remember my shockproof, rustproof, waterproof, dustproof watch? Well, I lost it.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'I can't get the proper batteries!'

'It indicates the day, the month, the year, the temperature, barometer readings and weather forecast but doesn't tell me the time.'

Hampstead - Neighbourhood Rolex Watch Area

Almost Your Time.

'OK fellows, I confess: I'm a horse thief but I stole watches, not other horses!'

'Please try not to scratch my Rolex.'

'Yeah, I know what time it is...You don't really get this whole watchdog thing, do you?'

'And it has a GPS system to put you in the right place at the right time.'

Beware of Watchdog.

'It wasn't my fault. I was looking at some watches when the jeweller told me to take my time.'

"...and if I press this button..."

"The bad news is you have 24 hours to live. The good news is we're setting the clocks back tonight."

J. Parry Clockmaker

"That watch there, the one with GPS, wi-fi, heart monitor, and altimeter - does it tell time?"

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

"Baldo, have you seen my watch?"

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Do you have the time? Sorry, but I seem to have left my Rolex in the glove compartment of my Lamborghini.

A man helping his niece to open her watch

'I feel completely naked without my watch.'

'I thought it'd be great having a watch that did your laundry but now I'm starting to regret buying it.'

"I've just turned our car into an off-road vehicle!"