Watch Specialist Pillows

"You're late."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

"I don't like the look of this."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Do you like my bling?

The hour of justice

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Do' you have the time?'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Keeping Time

Visiting 'friends'.

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

New Watchdog.

Spiv

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.