Watch Lover Pillows

Man running after a watch.

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

"Your blood pressure is two forty five...take your watch off!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

TV-Man

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I don't like the look of this."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

God with Earth Controller

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Come die with me.'

Remote control wars.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."