Watch Lover Prints

Man running after a watch.

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

"Your blood pressure is two forty five...take your watch off!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

TV-Man

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I don't like the look of this."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Remote control wars.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."