Watch Fans Pillows

'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'

Bowled over again!

Filet minion

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Do' you have the time?'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Freak Family.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'