Watch Fans Pillows

'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Filet minion

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Do' you have the time?'

Freak Family.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'