Watchful Eye Fans Pillows

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Football fan

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

The not so easy rider...

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

Heat Wave Podium

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"

Very little fan fair.

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

'Watchin' the world go by, George?'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

Captain Obvious early in his career.

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

Fan on Manure