Watchful Guardian Fan Pillows

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

"He's a guard dog."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Guide fish.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Childhood Screen Addict

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Your angel is always with you

"Good dog!"

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Fridays For Future

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Try twenty-three left."

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

What's wrong with kids nowadays?

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

'Let's stay in, have a quiet dinner, and creep our kids facebook pages.'

High Tech Mom

Watching You.