Watchful Guardian Fan T-Shirts

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

"He's a guard dog."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Guide fish.

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Childhood Screen Addict

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Your angel is always with you

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"Good dog!"

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

See, no monster under your bed

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

Fridays For Future

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Try twenty-three left."

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

What's wrong with kids nowadays?

'Let's stay in, have a quiet dinner, and creep our kids facebook pages.'

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

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