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"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Policeman talking to lost child

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Cherub string quartets