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"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Policeman talking to lost child

"Bip."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

'I had multiple personalities.'

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."